Friday, September 12, 2008

Post Biggum Bangum

Right, so at CERN they sent a bunch of protons round the 27 kilometre LHC one way and then they sent a bunch of protons around the 27 kilometre LHC the other way, and I'm still here, and you're still there...

(Do I sense the makings of a new nursery rhyme here?)

I was feeling a bit left out here with all these protons having a good time and the thing is they could have made it cheaper by using neutrons...

How?? I hear you ask...

Well, you see with neutrons there's no charge...(boom boom).

I waited till today just to be sure, but it does indeed seem that there was no big bang boom boom so it would appear there was a great deal of misplaced conCERN... (boom boom boom).

Wow, bad physics jokes make you tired, huh? Need a lie down on my photon...erm...futon.

5 comments:

Anji said...

Perhaps you should take something too.

Neutron said...

LOL! Aye...maybe it's hunger. Anyway, we have a CERN special meal on the menu tonight: fission chips...

arghhh...I can't stop...help!!

Jay said...

You are so bad, Neutron! So, so bad! LOL!

Anji said...

we used to have (micro) fiche and (micro) chips on the menu when I used to work in a bank...

Neutron said...

Is this the bad joke cemetery here or what? Could it be that the LHC has had an adverse effect on our humour nodules?