Right, so at CERN they sent a bunch of protons round the 27 kilometre LHC one way and then they sent a bunch of protons around the 27 kilometre LHC the other way, and I'm still here, and you're still there...
(Do I sense the makings of a new nursery rhyme here?)
I was feeling a bit left out here with all these protons having a good time and the thing is they could have made it cheaper by using neutrons...
How?? I hear you ask...
Well, you see with neutrons there's no charge...(boom boom).
I waited till today just to be sure, but it does indeed seem that there was no big bang boom boom so it would appear there was a great deal of misplaced conCERN... (boom boom boom).
Wow, bad physics jokes make you tired, huh? Need a lie down on my photon...erm...futon.
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Perhaps you should take something too.
LOL! Aye...maybe it's hunger. Anyway, we have a CERN special meal on the menu tonight: fission chips...
arghhh...I can't stop...help!!
You are so bad, Neutron! So, so bad! LOL!
we used to have (micro) fiche and (micro) chips on the menu when I used to work in a bank...
Is this the bad joke cemetery here or what? Could it be that the LHC has had an adverse effect on our humour nodules?
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