Welcome to 2008.
I don't know why but since I woke this 'morning' I have been thinking of these awful 'jokes'.
(WARNING: What follows goes from bad through extremely bad to health threatening!)
What do you say:
to a rabbit?
Hoppy New Year!
to a beer drinker?
Happy New Beer!
to Michael Flatley?
Tappy New Year!
to a baby?
Nappy New Year!
to an atomic physisist?
Happy Nuclear!
to a gift shop owner?
Happy Souvenir!
to an angel?
Harpy New Year!
to a Flower Power follower?
Hippy New Year!
to a cobbler?
Happy Shoe Year!
to a Star Trek weapons expert?
Zappy New Year!
...feel free to contribute your own...
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What have you been drinking?
To somebody with a bad ear, a very very bad ear - Happy dire ear
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