Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy New Year!

Welcome to 2008.

I don't know why but since I woke this 'morning' I have been thinking of these awful 'jokes'.

(WARNING: What follows goes from bad through extremely bad to health threatening!)

What do you say:

to a rabbit?

Hoppy New Year!

to a beer drinker?

Happy New Beer!

to Michael Flatley?

Tappy New Year!

to a baby?

Nappy New Year!

to an atomic physisist?

Happy Nuclear!

to a gift shop owner?

Happy Souvenir!

to an angel?

Harpy New Year!

to a Flower Power follower?

Hippy New Year!

to a cobbler?

Happy Shoe Year!

to a Star Trek weapons expert?

Zappy New Year!

...feel free to contribute your own...


Anji said...

What have you been drinking?

MacDuff said...

To somebody with a bad ear, a very very bad ear - Happy dire ear