...so the doctor says:
It's bad news I'm afraid - you only have 5 minutes to live.
Oh my god! Can you suggest anything?
Hmm, how about a soft-boiled egg?
My doctor however seems to have found nothing, despite all his pricking, prodding and poking. Nothing, except that he reckons I should lose weight!!
And that just before Xmas!!!!
Pass me the soft-boiled egg...