Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Atrocious Joke No. 73

This occurred to me this afternoon when I misspelt a word and comes with a:

HEALTH WARNING!!


Distraught boy: Dad, dad...my pet deer is dead!

Sympathetic father: Yes, son, I knew about it... but I didn't have the hart to tell you...

Ok, you can look now!

(And any comments containing the expression, "oh deer" will be severely dealt with!)

5 comments:

Jay said...

That is truly awful. But it made me laugh - must be the way you tell 'em! LOL!

I'm glad you're not letting that fine brain stagnate.

Neutron said...

Ah Jay! Ta very much.

Anji said...

I think that the German beer is getting to you.

Neutron said...

Hi Anji, I hope very much it is!

Doris said...

LOL Deery me!