I like trees, I like flowers, I like all that other stuff that bursts into growth during the spring.
But I don't like pollen - and pollen most decidedly doesn't like me.
(I have ranted about this before... here )
The air outside is a choking, dusty, tickling mass of pollen floating on little whispy white tendrils.
And dainty though it seems, it is attacking my immune system with a nasty viciousness causing my eyes to become sticky and raw, my chest to wheeze like a broken accordion and my nose to run like an England footballer would have to if we should ever win another trophy.
Hay fever... or as I renamed it in the post I linked to above, APS - Anthropollenic Poisoning Syndrome.
Urrrrrghhhhhhh, bleeuuuuuuuuugh, nuuuurrrrrrggghhhhhh....
A little later...
I have tried to wreak my revenge on the pollen by eating a few dollops of honey - that has something to with pollen doesn't it? - mixed with Greek yoghurt. Wow...!!!
This in turn has opened up the Greece archives in my noddle and started an itchy, tickly feeling there too... the itchy, tickly desire to be somewhere else.
I feel another Hypothetical Holiday coming on...