Randomly listening to Radio 4 yesterday, I captured a few of my favourite bugbear monsters: sikth, intEgral, REsearch but the winner was a woman talking about energy-saving houses.
She said; "whevver peepull really make the most of their 'ouses is a mute point!"
Now, I don't mind accents...but a mute point...
And then there was the email I got from a window company (I am looking for quotes to do the windows on the house in Liverpool):
its the glassman thanks for your email i have looked at your photos
to match the excisting with a 25mm georgian bar supply and fit remove all debris all to fensa regs k glass fire escapes etc.
I thought the last 2 words really set it off! If he's the managing director, what are the rest of them like??
I suppose I should be glad he uses spaces in the text...