"Inklant are out off ze Verlt Cap", my English students unnecessarily pointed out on Monday, "zey can't shoot ze penalties..!"
Well, far be it from me to engage in Schadenfreude ... but...
So, who's left now? A creaky, linament-soaked Threecolours; the crafty, wily, some would say cheating, Portly Geese and the Azure Squad who are supposed to defend and last night attacked as if they thought catenacchio was a double espresso with cream!
Who do we support now?? I think I will have to go for the pizza snafflers... what do you think??
*the title is just to keep you busy for a little while sorting out syntax